Internet Feudalism

I think there’s an interesting lesson to take from my recent migration to It’s an example of how feudalism is born.

The original Internet — not DARPANET, nor even the tribal comforts of the old BBS systems, but the first full-blown World Wide Web — was an anarchic utopia. It was free, it was friendly, it was a wonderland of beautiful images and new thoughts. And lots of free pornography.

And then Satan entered the Garden.

I could point to different classes of “bad actors,” from gullible Facebook fools, to vicious trolls, to aggressive advertisers, to malign foreign (and domestic) propagandists, but that’s not relevant. What’s relevant is how we react to this incursion of bad actors who have overrun the pristine plains and forests.

I was one of those tough homesteaders who maintained his own site. I learned how to milk a PHP script, seed my own MySQL database, train my own JavaScript hunting apps, and I learned enough about computer security to think I could handle myself out there on the lawless prairie. All it took was knowledge, a steely resolve, and a good six-gun (in the form of SSH access to my account and admin privileges).

I’ve now given up and moved into town: there’s a structure of laws that I have to follow (I’m not allowed to add plug-ins to my site), compensated by a militia (the team) that keeps the borders patrolled and my site open and safe. They have free lodging over in one section of town, but I’ve opted for slightly nicer facilities over here where I can have my own domain address and hang my own website curtains — which means, however, that I have to pay town taxes.

I am a refugee and an immigrant.

Can the town withstand a combined assault of Russian hackers, NSA rogues, and Google?

Of course not. But all of those Powers have bigger, badder games to play: they vie over thrones to be won, not a piddling mayorship in our little town. In their Game of Thrones, they may contend, not for, but over our little town: the Baron of Google might sweep through and claim, or perhaps it will be the Earl of Facebook. Perhaps the Tyrant of the NSA will decide to turn everyone out and salt the fields to discourage the spread of dangerous free-thinking. Perhaps the High Priest of Russia will drop a digital nuclear bomb on us to score some kind of point in his perpetual war with the Tyrant.

In the meantime, we live our blogging lives, protected under a system of laws, paying taxes, and going about our daily business, hoping that no great catastrophe will sweep us from the face of the Internet.

It’s fascinating to watch the forces that drive history playing out in our little digital domain.

3 comments on “Internet Feudalism

  1. Jim says:

    Very interesting take on this. And, a bit of an encouragement to me. I am considering starting a blog, mainly to put stories out there and see what happens. I was looking at WP but really have no knowledge of this world whatsoever. My best time with computers was programming in Fortran up till windows xp. This is off teh map for me. But, if it’s good enough for you, then I suppose it’s good enough for me.


    • Themon the Bard says:

      Jump in! The water’s fine! And the basic WordPress site is free, and pretty easy to use.

      Don’t get hung up on the “theme” you have to choose right up front. Pick anything. You can change it later, as you find your way around.


    • Themon the Bard says:

      A couple of thoughts. WordPress is a publishing platform. It puts your material out there for readers. The editing features are not bad, but it’s a simple interface tailored to blog-style output. You can’t easily create chapters or scenes, title pages, and the like. There is no provision at all for getting paid for your stories.

      For writing stories to publish (for pay), I find Scrivener to be an excellent writing tool. It has features to help you make and organize notes, research materials, alternate plot lines, character-development sketches, etc., and has a nice set of features for easily taking the same story and producing draft submissions for agents or editors, PDF output for beta readers, all the way up to self-publishing in various e-book formats. You can take a story straight through to Kindle publication, if you like, and Kindle is a publishing platform with a paywall. Scrivener is not a publishing platform at all — your stuff stays on your computer.


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